I thought I’d share a few of my shenanigans over the years. I’m a pretty funny guy.
When my oldest son was about 2 years old we had a conversation that went something like this:
Me - Hey Alex. You want to know where babies come from?
Alex - Yeah.
Me - Ask your mother.
Objectively that’s funny as hell, but my wife didn’t seem to see that for some reason. I guess she doesn’t have much of a sense of humor.
When Alex was about 19 and in college he needed money. This was a couple of years ago. I sent him the money and texted him the following message to tell him that he should have it:
“I put $50 in your account. Don’t spend it on strippers. Hookers, fine, but NOT strippers. If all you get to do is look at their goods all they should get to do is look at your money.”