Poopy in pants I have.
Smooshy it feels.
Stinky I am.
Yeah, that has been true in my experience. I haven’t met a lot of my life goals, I’m sorry to say. I’m on about year 30 of my 5 year plan to vast wealth. At the start of the month I had 75 cents in the bank, so a way to go yet. But there is one goal I certainly hope to achieve. I hope to die before I’m in diapers again.