War on Christmas

Yeah well I’m offended that they still refuse to put Elder Symbols on their cups. How else are we supposed to protect our coffee houses from deep ones?

Well, there won't be anymore Christmases for Starbucks to ruin: http://cyberwarzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/10410148_10205499354543215_1607868653504398061_n.jpg This never would've happened if the snowflakes were kept on the cups!
This gives "DAESHing thru the snow" a whole new meaning.