Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

But, really, Starbucks took some ornamentation off of their cups. Oh the humanity! This persecution, this War on Christmas! And how do Christians bear the horror of sometimes hearing the words “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”?

The title says it all. :lol:

Gotta love The Onion. This is one of the best articles. :slight_smile: