Of course, I notice you brought up the ‘c’ word, crafty little tease there.
Now that he’s looked it up, probably thinking about the challenge of the conquest - though looking at your moniker, I could already tell you’re one tough hombre. Perhaps, therein lies the challenge.
Sree, let your fantasies run wild.
I am curious, Citizen. You did say you live in the sticks. What is the population of the town nearest to where you are. I just bought a home in the mountains of West Virginia. Unincorporated. They know I am a city dick. The deplorables, I mean. They don’t know I am on their side.
Nearest city twenty some mile away is around 18,000. But if you really want a sense of it, look up a USA night image and locate the Four Corners area.