Ready for some fun - Punography

I’m speechless

now there’s this one.
man’o man don’t she hit it on the nail. :kiss:

Archaeologists have been able to determine that there once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence we have ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
What do you get after playing the lute for 10 hours straight?
Minstrel cramps.
Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?
It was his pride that did him in.

Hmmm, what do you get when you freeze holy water?
Answer: Popesicles.
Cap’t Jack