I Promise That If I Get Abducted

I promise that if I get abducted by aliens, have unmentionable things done to me and then come back, I will make every effort to pick up something small and bring it back with me.
After all, if I claim to have been abducted and someone subsequently says to me “Show me the evidence, show me the evidence, show me the evidence” I am going to be perceived as either a buffoon or a publicity seeker.
So, everyone get it fixed in your minds. If you are abducted, when you are ‘out there’ try to bring something back. If you are unable to do that then at least scrape your shoes along the floor for a few steps. Subsequent analysis may reveal something interesting.

What? You mean people are still be abducted by aliens? :ohh:
Well, I’ll be. :blank:
And I thought it was just a hoax. :-/

Oh Lord, if I’m abducted, don’t let it be the greys…

Racist :lol:

Racist :lol:
A xenophobic relic of my former nights listening to radio talk by Art Bell, and this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7bmvkgWEg

Do you think that Art Bell has really been scared off permanently? Was he or was a member of his family seriously threatened? Is his replacement doing a good job? Do you know how I can get to hear the Midnight In The Desert programme of March 30th 2016 on which SETI’s Seth Shostak was the main guest. Of course there are P2P methods of getting this but I would prefer to get it from a location that is unlikely to deliver viruses.

Racist :lol:
A xenophobic relic of my former nights listening to radio talk by Art Bell, and this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7bmvkgWEg Perfect! :lol:
Do you think that Art Bell has really been scared off permanently? Was he or was a member of his family seriously threatened? Is his replacement doing a good job? Do you know how I can get to hear the Midnight In The Desert programme of March 30th 2016 on which SETI's Seth Shostak was the main guest. Of course there are P2P methods of getting this but I would prefer to get it from a location that is unlikely to deliver viruses.
I don't know what's become of Art Bell, but I'm sure we could come up with an appealing conspiracy theory, as to his fate. I haven't followed his successors. (Actually, I do have a vague recollection about Art getting remarried and moving to somewhere in SE Asia, I think.)
Racist :lol:
A xenophobic relic of my former nights listening to radio talk by Art Bell, and this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu7bmvkgWEg Perfect! :lol: If you stop the video at 21 secs in, you will see one of the greys supporting an unconscious man who bears a striking resemblance to Ted Cruz. Coincidence? Have we learned nothing from the lessons of "The Manchurian Candidate"?

It would be more fun being abducted by the Greys than by the Greens.