Happy Halloween

I know we’ve all been looking forward to this day, the day Democrats move to chase away the scary orange things with faces! I don’t know about you, but Trumpkins care the hell out of me!

Heck they hairify some of us.

My costume will be “sexy whistle blower”. But don’t tell anyone. I am anonymous.

I was so disappointed to find that there was no “sexy Steve Bannon” costume. They say they just don’t have the science to combine “Steve Bannon” with “sexy”. The technology is still centuries off, apparently.

If you could put a bikini on a python, you would have a sexy Stephen Miller, if that helps.

(funny side note. His name had slipped my mind. So I did a web search for “Trump staff member that looks like a snake”. – Bam! The very 1st hit was the picture below.)

I watched that Frontline episode Lausten posted about. I don’t even want to talk about Miller. Too soon, man.

Part of Halloween is making fun of the dark and evil things that can lurk in the recesses of our imagination, or in this case, the recesses of our govt.

A near miss Halloween asteroid was identified this morning.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/spooky-halloween-asteroid-flyby-one-of-the-closest-near-misses-ever-seen/ar-AAJEGqs?ocid=spartanntp

(Don’t be scared. It was only 7meters across at most.)

“What’s really remarkable about this spooky space rock sighting is that it speaks to how astronomers are getting better at spotting incoming asteroids. It’s very possible that we’re getting buzzed by cosmic boulders on the regs, and always have been, but we’re just now getting a sense of how much traffic is really up there.”

Yowza,

... the asteroid passing above southern Africa within 3,852 miles (6,200 km) at the moment of closest approach, around 7:45 a.m. PT.

To get an idea of how close this is, consider that many telecommunications satellites orbit at an altitude of 22,236 miles (35,786 km).


I couldn’t resist checking it out, the meteor that blew up over Russia six years ago was 17 meters across, they estimate.

https://www.space.com/19974-russian-meteor-explosion-origin-size.html

I guess it don’t matter much, so long as they miss.

 

The real horror of Halloween would be revealed if we could ever determine what that thing is on Donald T rump’s head.

What if it is sentient? I mean more sentient than he is. Tho that’s not saying much.

Also there is this: https://www.dailywire.com/news/newsweek-trumps-hair-could-cause-penis-problems-ryan-saavedra

 

Look at just it, ignoring the man himself. Focus on it. Study it. One image will likely pop into your mind sooner or later. It’s obviously hair from a very old corpse.

EEeek! Well Happy Dia de los Muertos from T rump’s hair!