I love quotes. They give us wisdom, humor and things to discuss. Many of them have helped me develop a design for living that leads to personal happiness. Here is one of my very favorites:
“If I were asked what is the best thing one can expect in life, I would say the privilege of being useful.”
Eleanor Roosevelt - October 11, 1884 – November 7, 1962
I would enjoy reading one of your favorites.
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”- Mark Twain
“Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future."
― David Mitchell
“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."
— Albert Einstein
“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view."
— Edward Abbey
“God is Creation, er Evolution.”
- cc
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“I am Queen Dick Hit!”
-A friend of mine. She shouted it during a tabletop game I was running after rolling several random crotch strikes in a row.
Are these meant to be famous or serious? Because that’s no fun.
"I am Queen Dick Hit!" -A friend of mine. She shouted it during a tabletop game I was running after rolling several random crotch strikes in a row. Are these meant to be famous or serious? Because that's no fun.They're meant to be whatever folks want to post. I'm too new to start telling people what they should post. I'll wait until I'm here for a whole week before start behaving like censor in chief. :-)
"rolling several random crotch strikes in a row."So what kind of fun are young people having these days ? :grrr:
So what kind of fun are young people having these days ? :grrr:Tabletop RPGs. You know, D&D and stuff. We use the GURPS system for our main campaign. For combat, there is a system for randomly determining attack hit locations and the groin is one of them. In one game, my friend rolled groin hits for three or four enemies in a row and to this day she seems to have a knack for groin hits. It's probably just confirmation bias, but it's funny and it's ended up becoming a running gag. She even has a tally of her crotch shots. EDIT Fixed some typos.
to this day she seems to have a knack for groin hits.Funny that. I've known all along women are pretty good at groin hits, if they put their mind into it. :coolsmirk:
You know, D&D and stuff.Hmmm, you know what they say about assumptions. :lol: Actually, I actually did play Dungeons and Dragons a couple times back in the early 90s - so I can relate dude :cheese: But, Tabletop RPG, takes me right back to the freaky imagine in my head. Years ago, YouTube took me to a video of a bunch of college guys, sitting in a circle, facing each other, all in their skivvies, as they tossed a jacky sack (or was it a baseball) aiming for each others, how shall I put it, their privates - I didn't stick around long enough watch their reactions as the pain subsided after a direct hit. At times like that - V's verdict about me is spot on, I don't have a clue what's going on inside those heads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4 DM, I take great comfort in reading "table top" and in the fact that you're including women is also a plus, for sure. :lol:
Sorry Jimmy, these threads get derailed once in a while. Okay, let’s get back to it.
"It ain't over till the fat lady sings" - Ralph Carpenter
Segway quote:
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." —
Dennis the Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
DM, I take great comfort in reading "table top" and in the fact that you're including women is also a plus, for sure. :lol:I'm actually the only guy in the group.
DM, I take great comfort in reading "table top" and in the fact that you're including women is also a plus, for sure. :lol:I'm actually the only guy in the group.Better yet. [thumbs up smilie]
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.” – Phillip K. Dick
“Inconceivable!” – Vizzini
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Inigo Montoya
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence; and in this respect ministers of religion follow gospel authority more closely than in some others.
– Bertrand Russell
“If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
Yogi Berra
“Once the avalanche has started it is too late for the pebbles to vote.” - Kosh, Babylon 5
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PS - Was he talking about Global Warming?
“Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone, from the last church, falls on the last priest.” – Zola