We're gonna make our own Peace Prize, with blackjack and hookers

And give it to Robert Mugabe and Vladimir Putin. Because PEACE!
A few years back China, being all butthurt over the Nobel Committee’s decision to give a Peace Prize to one of their political prisoners, decided to make their own better Peace Prize. The Confucius Peace Prize. It’s pouty and immature and more than a little petty, but fine. Whatever. The really great part is who they’ve been handing them to. Good grief China. Who get’s 2016’s? Bashar al-Assad?

They are known for turning out cheap garbage.
Hey, maybe we payed them to do it? Lol.