Things you're afraid to ask in Sunday School

But for reals, that pic is “adorable”, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I see more. Look into that baby’s eyes. Don’t look away. Continue to look as deeply as you may, into that baby’s eyes. And I submit that it might just be a pathway to enlightenment. That baby may know things that she may never be aware of knowing. Things that we have no way of knowing. But from that baby’s perspective, they might be quite obvious.

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Wow. That’s a cute pic!

Back to the title topic. Despite lessons on monkeys and “the exponential function”, I have not learned anything that makes sense to me regarding my bible story lesson on how Adam and Eve populated the Earth. I realize it may be a story that was not for any early bible school participants as it must involve sexual activities that may seem to also be a bit kinky. But we are adults now. So what’s the story? I will say up front, that I am skeptical of 1 male and 1 female being successful at populating the Earth. The odds must be incredibly low. But maybe they had divine help?