Notice to Infidels! Learn Islamic trivia!

It may save your life when Al Shabab comes to a Mall near you.
You should, at a minimum, learn to recite the Islamic Oath, know the names of Muhammad’s relatives, and memorize some Quranic verses.
Oh, and be sure to act like you would never cooperate with anyone who is English, French, Ethiopian, Kenyan, Ugandan, or Burundian.
And for your and Allah’s sake, don’t eat a BLT in front of the terrorists!