Don't mistreat computers. Some are more advanced than others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j__xi1NU_2c

Ahh, British humor.
Seriously though, when I read Paul Fidalgo’s Morning Heresy, I have learned not to click on certain links. Every time I go to Huffington Post, for example, my computer freezes up. I guess the only girl doesn’t have enough processing power to load it or something.