So um . . . yeah. This guy is, apparently, a real plasma physicist. And also, a crazy person it seems. I mean, come on. Everyone knows the Martians called themselves the Sectoids and were wiped out by the poorly programmed Von Neuman machines they were building.
But, it’s going to be published in the Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics, therefore it has to be true. Everyone knows that is a reputable journal up there with the Weekly World News and the Daily Mail its own self.