The Pledge

As it was written.

A-puh-puh-puh-porky is correct! That’s why I leave out “under God” when reciting The pledge. Of course that conservative bird Bill O’tweety would screech “you baaaad old fweethinkers, twyan to take God out of Amwerika, and Cwistmass too”! (with sincere apologies to people with speech impediments).
Cap’t Jack