A religious leader in Ukraine who said that the Coronavirus was God’s punishment for humanity allowing same-sex marriage has Covid-19. He claimed that God would not let him get the virus because he had served the church. Apparently God knows what he’s been doing on the side.
I have to give it to him, he really believed in the magical powers of Jesus to protect him. When asked about giving communion using a single spoon he had this to say:
Now there is a discussion; is it possible to take communion from one spoon? I ask the question: Do you believe that this is the blood and body of Jesus Christ? If you do not believe, then do not take communion. And if you do, then how can you get these viruses from Christ? Impossible.So another news update, Jesus has Covid-19.
But on a brighter note he’s 91 so I’m sure he’ll be just fine…