God tweets

The Tweet of God is a parody account with 1.5 million followers (“God” follows only one person on Twitter, Justin Bieber) and this week’s winning one-liner, as selected by Change of Subject readers online, will give you a flavor of its wry irreverence:
“I need to be constantly told how great I am because, even though I am omnipotent and omniscient, I am emotionally needy.”