DUDE! You just gave me the most amazing idea I think I’ve ever had! I probably won’t do it because it’s years of work, but how cool would it be to look up quotes from all of Ozzy’s interviews, his television show and his press releases to compile an “Ozzy Bible” to tell people how to live? I could totally start a thing! And how cool would it be if my holy book had the verse “Don’t be a wanker”?