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I think the “winner” so far is CNN’s Don Lemon asking, “Is it preposterous [to think a black hole caused Flight 370 to vanish?”] and then former Department of Transportation General Inspector Mary Schiavo replying, “A small black hole would suck in our entire universe.”
Ummm, yes Don Lemon it is preposterous to think a black hole is responsible.
And no Mary Schiavo, a small black hole would not suck in our entire universe.
Schiavo then went on to say that she “absolutely loved” such theories - and not for any comic value they provide.