Machine Gun Bacon

No room for intelligence in this Party
This message has been approved by the right “honorable” Senator Ted Cruz from the land of self-delusion.

That’s an expensive, and rather inconvenient way to cook bacon. But I guess, if you’re hunting or are in combat and don’t have a pan and another heat source, it could come in handy. Perhaps you could make toast, as well. Not sure about the eggs.

For the eggs, with enough aluminum foil you can make a CodPiece.
probably need an extra clip or two depending on how cooked you like it

  • well scrambled only.
    … sort of like the brains (or lack thereof) that go along with the attitude. :zip: