As for investors, I currently have two offers so stick that middle finger right up your asshole and test those forces of power.
I didn't say you wouldn't find people gullible enough to invest in your perpetual motion device, I said the people on these forums are not that gullible.
If you somehow manage to rewrite physics without being a serious scientist then I will apologize to you publicly and buy you dinner at your choice of steak houses in Kansas City.
I appreciate that and will take you up on that offer and there will be no need for an apology, just a large steak will do fine.
If you order it well done I'll slap you hard. Anything past medium is sacrilege.
Medium rare, blood dripping.