Not that my little blurb was that funny, but I’m a big Rodney fan and so many of his jokes are like that…I can just imagine being at one of his standups…
I tell ya my wife’s a bad cook.
Audience: How bad is she?
She’s so bad our dog begs for alka selter.
…in our house the flies took up a collection to fix the screen door.
…my steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
…I don’t think toast is supposed to have bones.
and on and on 