# EVERY SPERM IS SACRED - in defense of "personhood" **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [May 13, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815 "2013-05-13T19:42:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yosemitesam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7feea3/32.png) [@yosemitesam](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/yosemitesam)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/1 "2013-05-13T19:42:56Z")
![]() The resolution: **[http://www.wilmingtonde.gov/docs/1029/3641.pdf](http://www.wilmingtonde.gov/docs/1029/3641.pdf)** > "[E]ach 'egg person' and each 'sperm person' should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian," "[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of 'personhood,' forbidding every man from destroying his semen." Yea babe, what's good for the gander is good for the goose! :cheese: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/02/wilmington-city-council-sperm-egg-personhood\_n\_1316924.html ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/2 "2013-05-13T23:19:42Z")
I don’t want to think about the number of sperm-persons that I have aborted. Even when a guy impregnates someone, all but one of the sperm people are destroyed. How can we save all of these sperm people so that they can live out the course of their natural lives? ---
**Author:** ![yosemitesam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7feea3/32.png) [@yosemitesam](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/yosemitesam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/3 "2013-05-21T01:54:04Z")
> I don't want to think about the number of sperm-persons that I have aborted. Even when a guy impregnates someone, all but one of the sperm people are destroyed. How can we save all of these sperm people so that they can live out the course of their natural lives? Mars ---
**Author:** ![yosemitesam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7feea3/32.png) [@yosemitesam](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/yosemitesam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/4 "2013-05-21T01:58:26Z")
Than again you could just roll with it ] [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex019/uploads/centerforinquiry/original/3X/2/4/24dfcafde4cf80d9ffa164cbcbe22beffbe09058.jpeg "Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk) . . . And It’s NOT SPAM… … that would be this one. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y) 😜 ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/5 "2013-05-21T03:09:08Z")
Hmm… the song says"…every sperm is nee-ded… in your neigh-bor-hood…" Should I save what I have left and pass it out to my neighbors? Perhaps I could trade it for spam…? ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/6 "2013-05-21T03:14:12Z")
I could walk a pushcart up and down my street, crying out: “Sperm here!.. Get your New Sperm for Spam!..New Sperm for Spam!” ---
**Author:** ![finallydecided](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5e925/32.png) [@finallydecided](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/finallydecided)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/7 "2013-06-04T13:42:46Z")
uhhh, so, what do they want to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![yosemitesam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7feea3/32.png) [@yosemitesam](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/yosemitesam)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/8 "2013-06-04T13:51:17Z")
> uhhh, so, what do they want to do with it? Me thinks, to tell those fat rich lawmakers to LEAVE women and their reproductive organs and processes T F ALONE ! ---
**Author:** ![finallydecided](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5e925/32.png) [@finallydecided](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/finallydecided)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/9 "2013-06-07T15:25:43Z")
Don’t they realize thousands or is it millions of sperm die during heterosexual intercourse as only one reaches the egg? This is too funny. ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/10 "2013-06-07T19:43:45Z")
It is funny, because we know that there will never actually be any laws passed preventing men from jacking off (as long as they do it in private). What is not funny is that laws are regularly passed or proposed that attempt to control what women do with their reproductive systems. ---
**Author:** ![finallydecided](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5e925/32.png) [@finallydecided](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/finallydecided)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/11 "2013-06-07T19:50:22Z")
> It is funny, because we know that there will never actually be any laws passed preventing men from jacking off (as long as they do it in private). What is not funny is that laws are regularly passed or proposed that attempt to control what women do with their reproductive systems. Or nocturnal emissions. ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/12 "2013-06-07T20:45:14Z")
> Or nocturnal emissions. Yep, one way or another, we are wiping out those billions and billions of poor sperm people, cumming and going. Oh the sperm-manity! ---
**Author:** ![timb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@timb](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/u/timb)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://forum.centerforinquiry.org/t/every-sperm-is-sacred-in-defense-of-personhood/2815/13 "2013-06-08T00:59:14Z")
And here is yet another threat for the ill-fated semen-persons.: > **[Semen: Nature's Superfood](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/semen-as-superfood-protein-shake-health-benefits_n_3389375?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular)** > > Semen: Nature's Superfood