I always imagined it went something like this:
Priest 1 - Boy that Heaven idea seems to be paying off, they’re really staying in line.
Priest 2 - I’m not so sure, they all seem to be committing suicide, it’s so miserable down here.
Priest 1 - Hmm, maybe we should tell them god hates suicide?
Priest 2 - Good idea. “Hey everybody, I just came back from the oracle and it said Suicide is bad. You’ll go straight to hell.”
Priest 1 - Boy they look pissed, but I swear to god they’ll get over it.